Petanda PMS Terlampau

Memang tau dah the time of month is around this time la pun. I have been trying to kawal perasaan sesangatnya, tak suka outburst tak tentu pasal. Tapi about 15 minutes ago, memang rasa nak meletup macam ke hapa. BUt to make this is as vague as possible, let me list down things that I don't seriously get:

1. bagi komen bagai nak rak tapi tak tau pun apa ko nak sebenarnya. "can we make it look more vibrant?" boleh baca tak apa dia nak? apakah definisi vibrant bagi ko? adakah ia bermakna i have to put lampu spotlight agar ia bersinar2 sampai silau dan buat orang buta? atau ko mahu warna warni makaroni ditempekkan? so, apakah?

2. komen yang ada reminder agar kita buat benda yang dah selalu buat. kalau ko tu my majikan atau mak pak ku, i get it. sebab dah tugas depa nak remind ni suma. i have been doing this work since agak lama la jugak, kira kalau dah lebih 4 tahun tu kira benda tu kacang goreng. i know la my work wehhh... tapi kalau memang i do the wrong thing, is it too hard for you to articulate this the right way?

3. komen bahasa i have been doing is terlalu hebat. waaaah...terima kasih. but seriously, ni adalah komen yang sangat vague. ko puji kah or ko nak suh aku betulkan? and kalau nak betulkan sekalipun, please ensure that your language pun tip top ya, so tidaklah nak question sangat kan.

4. hari ni cakap lain, esok cakap lain. this one i feel like putting my head under the car and let the tyres gelek2 u know. u think i got many2 time to layan your kerenah and wanting? boleh blah

5. backstabbers. where la you find time to think of a scheme to make holes behind people's back ni? seriously you got other better things to do right? surely you got as much work for you to do right? face so suci murni, hati very bad. i dont like.

(sambil dengar album Bruno Mars, to calm angry nerves)

6. kenapa nak naik tingkat dua ko naik lif ek? kalau pregnant or capek, paham la jugak. ni sihat walafiat. this seems to happen especially time orang suma kelam kabut nak sampai cepat kat opis masing2. and oh oh, turun dari tkt dua pun nak naik lif tau! and oh oh, dia duduk tkt tiga tapi nak naik tkt empat guna lif tau. rasa nak hempuk tak?

7. aktiviti toilet yang nak bagi satu dunia dengar. ya, ada orang2 begini. tau la you sakit perut you. tapi agak2lah pun nak keluarkan bunyi2an. kalau takde orang dalam toilet tu, silalah memerut sesuka ati. ni dah ler ada orang lain you very the noisy, the smell also...aiyorrr! like atomic bom lah you...

8. you are happily married, but gatai cari orang lain. and kira hebatla kan bila spouse dah tau pun ko tetap keluar dengan orang ketiga tu kan. hebatnyaaaaa.... meh tepuk amai2 kat dia!

9. ada orang komen, dah bayar gaji helper murah so kena tahanlah kalau dia tak buat kerja mengikut standard. kononnya if we pay them ribu riban then quality will be better? u can jamin that or not babe? sure or not? i tell you if you get helper jenis kuat merosak barang, kerugian tu bukan helper tanggung sepenuhnya pun, ko tetap kena belikan yang baru kan? sapa yang susah, majikan jugak. kalau dah tiap2 bulan ada jek barang rosak, tak papa kedana dibuatnya?
siapa kata we slave our helper away. they get to watch their indon cinetrons while we're out at work. most of them ada handphones to call family and friends and boyfriends, dapat juga duit raya masa hari raya, dapat juga baju raya masa hari raya, sesetengahnya so lucky dapat ikut family majikan pi holiday lagik, kot mana yang slavery pun tak tau. kalau slave, confirm tak dapat own room with katil, bantal, cadar aussino and kipas panasonic lah babe...

and number 10. why la Bruno Mars songs sangat sedap? WHYYYYY?????

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